Not THAT kind of clown …. THESE clowns…
In one of only a few of my off season predictions to come to fruition, Manny Ramirez has re-signed with the LA Dodgers, as reported by Ken Gurnick and Barry M. Bloom of MLB.com.
Honestly, who didn’t see this one coming?
I am glad to see this for a few reasons.
#1 – I love Manny in another division, all the way on the other side of the country. He is officially out of our short-cropped Yankee hair. His bat seems to work magic no matter which team he ends up on. He is such a nuisance.
#2 – A-Rod isn’t in the news today. His words aren’t being scrutinized. He isn’t hanging out with any unsavory characters. He’s not caught up in the middle of some new controversy involving drugs, celebrities, aliens, talking goats, or Narnia. He’s just chilling out in Colorado trying to figure out if he wants to miss the beginning of the season or the middle of the season. For now at least. Hey, maybe we can start saying, “It’s just Alex being Alex…”
This was the only thing that made sense for Manny. San Francisco didn’t have the wallet with enough girth for Manny. Nor did it have a big enough spotlight. The Giants already bought their gimmick when they spent $8M for one year of The Big Unit and his 300th career win.
Dodgers Chairman Frank McCourt and GM Ned Colleti made the wisest move possible by brining back the power hitting left fielder. Manny puts money into the club’s pockets from merchandise sales, ticket sales, and general fan interest.
As the old addage goes, there’s no such thing as bad press (but tell that to A-Rod). Manny will get the Dodgers on the front page with his antics and his hitting ability.
Apparently, Manny managed to tweak the ire of several former fans from Beantown with his attitude and comments during the ensuing press conference.
According to MLB.com’s Ken Gurnick, Manny dropped a heavy-handed slap to the face of his former team in response to a question about his potential dissapointment for not being given as large of a contract as his clown-of-an-agent, Scott Boras, was boasting.
“I won. I got out of [Boston],” he said. “I already make my money [$162
million in career earnings]. I’m in a great place, where I want to
play. I am happy, my teammates love me, the fans love me. Sometimes
it’s better to have a two-year deal in a place you’re happy than an
eight-year deal in a place you suffer.”
While collecting paychecks for goofing off may seem to be suffering to Manny, most Americans will be lax to agree. Manny lives a dream, and now he can continue to live in the lala of LA with other big mouthed buffoons in Hollywood.
Manny is precisely where he belongs.
MLB.com – http://www.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090304&content_id=3915730
MLB.com – http://www.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090305&content_id=3922510
MLB.com – http://www.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20081226&content_id=3728929
MLBlogs.com – http://werbiefitz.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/03/manny_i_have_a_few_things_to_s.html
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http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3535984 – AP/Gus Ruelas
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